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14.06.2025 07:50

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Is there a specific time frame for therapists to tell their clients they are wrong?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Chime prices IPO at $27 a share, above its expected range - MarketWatch
So they tried
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Asia-Pacific markets trade mixed as investors assess Trump claims of 'done' deal with China - CNBC
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How will the article end in Part III of Gleissner's hit piece?
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So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance