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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 07:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Is there a specific time frame for therapists to tell their clients they are wrong?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I like this guy and his personality is AMAZING. He’s everything I want EXCEPT I’m not 100% attracted to him. I’ve dated some really hot guys and I’m wondering if that’s ruined dating for me? What do I do?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Why do I feel so down and not happy anymore? I also feel really tired and non-motivated. Is that normal for someone to feel that way?

Still no good.

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Atheists who said that reading the Bible made them an atheist, how? Literally there are millions of people who read the Bible daily and still believe in God. So why say that? I mean unless you want to sound smart & edgy

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dear atheist, do you realise that there is a God watching over you who will one day judge and condemn you for every wrong thing you have said and done before casting you into the lake of fire?

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Next, they tried...

Chime prices IPO at $27 a share, above its expected range - MarketWatch

So they tried

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Asia-Pacific markets trade mixed as investors assess Trump claims of 'done' deal with China - CNBC

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How will the article end in Part III of Gleissner's hit piece?

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?