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12.06.2025 03:37
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
A new COVID variant is spreading across California. Could we see a summer surge? - Sacramento Bee
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
So they tried
The latest on the Knicks' coaching search and their interest in Jason Kidd - Marc Stein | Substack
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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What blowjob techniques do you use for your man to cum inside your mouth?
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Tesla’s head of Optimus humanoid robot leaves the ‘$25 trillion’ product behind - Electrek
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is the best way to get over your ex?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Full-screen Xbox handheld UI is coming to all Windows PCs “starting next year” - Ars Technica
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Willi Castro homers twice, Royce Lewis ends skid as Twins crush Athletics - Sports Illustrated
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Why do people think Mirko is boring in My Hero Academia?
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks